THE LATEST IN MALE FASHION - BOY GIRDLES
Thursday February 26th, 2009
At last hard done to gym-shy testosterone slaves are to be given the chance for revenge on ladies who utilise that cruellest of misleading body-wear, ‘control pants’. Next month Selfridges are going to begin stocking a similar garment that will give your average square Bob the flying V figure he always wanted.
The superbly named ‘core precision undershirt’ will retail at a wallet venting £49, but is guaranteed to force men’s bodies into a ‘leaner silhouette under a slim-line suit’. Australian manufacturer Equmen also claim it can improve posture. With recently released statistics showing that British men are more likely to be overweight that women, it looks like Selfridges could be onto a winner. Even former England footballer Les Ferdinand has endorsed the stretchy vest, calling it 'a pretty miraculous product'.
When asked about the polyester, spandex and nylon alternative to liposuction a Selfridges spokesperson said, 'It's a very tight-fitting T-shirt, so it's not like we're asking men to wear a bra. It's quite inoffensive… We've never stocked male control-wear before, so it will be a test. It may be that women will buy them for men, until men become more familiar with it… Where women ask 'Does my bum look big in this?', men will wonder 'Does my tum look big in this?', and that's wear the Equmen products come in.'
Equmen is currently developing a range of men’s control pants…
Curry nights will never be the same again!!!!!
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