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SUPER YACHT SALE - JOKE

Wednesday April 10th, 2013
SUPER YACHT SALE - JOKE

A young and enthusiastic yachtsman was looking at the bulletin board of his local yacht club when he saw a listing for a 2 year old 100ft super-yacht which was on offer for £2,000 ONO. He called the number and offered the full price. The woman who answered assured him the vessel was in Bristol fashion and he should get over to the mooring as soon as possible.

He called at a couple of ATMs and was there in 20 minutes and couldn’t believe his eyes. The boat was a dream-come-true. A few minutes later a woman arrived and introduced herself as the owner.

She offered him a tour but he said that he would buy it there and then for cash. She accepted, signed the papers and opened a bottle of Moet.

The young man had a couple of glasses and couldn’t help himself. He had to ask why such a beautiful woman would give up such a wonderful boat for virtually nothing.

She took a sip of Champagne and said, “Me and my husband worked in the charter and chandlery business. Big bucks! This was supposed to be my husband’s office... He left me for his receptionist. Just got the divorce papers which state, I get the house in Florida and the apartment in Barcelona and he gets all the proceedings raised from the sale of the boat.”
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19/06/2013 @ 10:24 am
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