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SOME WEEKEND FUN

Friday June 10th, 2016
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Its weekend everyone and the weather isn’t going to be great, so we at Harbourguides decided to put a few corny jokes on to start the weekend in good spirits.

OK most of them are old, but if they put a smile on at least one person’s face, then it’s worth it

Someone just told me to stop acting like a flamingo
so I had to put my foot down.

The writer of 'The Hokey Cokey' song has died, it was a struggle getting him in the coffin,
they put his left leg in, then the trouble started.

I haven't talked to my girlfriend for days now,
I don't like to interrupt her.

I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with,
but I've been trippin all day.

Arriving at work today a clown opened the door for me,
I thought, that's a nice jester.

I always knew that I'd never become a lawyer,

as I struggle to pass a bar.

 

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, 
and half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared

 

And finally

 

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do

Have a great weekend from all the Harbourguides Crew

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Comments (1)
10/06/2016 @ 6:31 pm
Sad one
Made me smile thanx
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