Its weekend everyone and the weather isn’t going to be great, so we at Harbourguides decided to put a few corny jokes on to start the weekend in good spirits.
OK most of them are old, but if they put a smile on at least one person’s face, then it’s worth it
Someone just told me to stop acting like a flamingo
so I had to put my foot down.
The writer of 'The Hokey Cokey' song has died, it was a struggle getting him in the coffin,
they put his left leg in, then the trouble started.
I haven't talked to my girlfriend for days now,
I don't like to interrupt her.
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with,
but I've been trippin all day.
Arriving at work today a clown opened the door for me,
I thought, that's a nice jester.
I always knew that I'd never become a lawyer,
as I struggle to pass a bar.
I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra,
and half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do
Have a great weekend from all the Harbourguides Crew
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