How many people does it take to change a light bulb?
Less than would be required for a heavy one.
How to ride an Escalator:
Now chill out.
I was sat in a cafe with my wife. She leaned forward and whispered: 'The lead singer of Aswad is sat at the table behind you.'
'Don't turn around!'
The Chuckle brothers are to form their own Irish tribute band.
They are called 2U.
I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.
It's rubbish. Just says 'You can go your own way.'
The wife said I overdramatize everything all the time.
So using the medium of dance I apologized.
'So you're Dave's new girlfriend? I hear you work with animals.'
'No, I'm a hairdresser.'
'Oh ... he said you were a keeper.'
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