SHIPWRECKED WITH ELLE - JOKE
Friday August 19th, 2011
SHIPWRECKED WITH ELLE – JOKE
A young Australian lad is shipwrecked on a desert island after a plane crash. The following morning he walks round the island to see if there are any survivors and is delighted when he finds a young woman on the beach. He is even more delighted when he rolls her over and realizes it is Elle McPherson.
Having restored her to health, they set about making their accommodation comfortable and with a steady supply of water from a stream, coconuts, fish and wild pigs they are soon living in some style, being Australians, they even set up a small brewery and a bar.
Throughout this, the lad behaves towards her as a perfect gentleman, but one evening, after a long day of fishing, sunning themselves and sampling the brewery, he looks at her, she looks at him, and nature takes its course.
Three enjoyable months later they are sitting round the campfire when he asks if he can borrow her eyebrow pencil and draw a mustache on her. When she asks why, he tells her that he wants her, for a short time, to look like his old mate Fred.
She is, quite naturally, disturbed by this, but allows him to do so. He takes a look at his handy work and then leans on the bar and says, 'Fred, mate, you will NEVER guess who I have been sleeping with for the last three months'!
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