SHIPWRECKED SAILORS AND THE GENIE JOKE

THE SHIPWRECKED SAILORS AND THE GENIE JOKE

Sailors George and Eric sank their yacht out at sea and ended up in the life raft. After three days they had run out of food water and beer. On the forth day they felt something bouncing against the side of the raft. It was an ancient oil lamp. Although neither of them actually believed in genies they decided there was nothing to lose in trying. George rubbed the side of the lamp and to their amazement a genie appears from the spout.

The genie had issues and said, 'I know your types, three wishes and back in the bottle. So I’m only gonna grant you one wish then I’m off.'

Eric suddenly blurted out, “I want all the best beer we could ever drink in a lifetime.'

The genie replied 'Your wish is my command. I’m out of here!' And promptly disappeared.

George and Eric look around and see that the genie has turned the whole ocean into beer
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George slaps Eric across the head and says 'You bloody idiot! Now we’ll have to piss in the raft'

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