SAND BAR JOKE
Friday March 25th, 2011
THE SAND BAR AND THE FISHERMAN NAUTICAL FUN
A sailor ran aground on a sandbar. Fortunately a passing fisherman offered to tow the sailor's boat off the bar for fifty quid, and the sailor, having no choice, agreed to pay.
After he was hauled off the bar, the sailor joked that at fifty quid a pop the fisherman could make a nice living pulling people off the sandbar in the day and probably get to charge even more at night.
'Can't at night, said the fisherman. At night I haul sand.
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