ONE LINERS FOR THE WEEKEND

Here are a couple more one-liners

I'm already bored with my time machine, and I've only had it a year.
I don't think I'll get it now

My computer asked me for a password eight characters long.
So I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Whoever invented the selfie needs to take a good look at themselves.

Bought some aftershave with a credit card last week. Now there's lots of dodgy transactions on my account…Seems like my card's been cologned

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