NAUTICAL FUN PIRATE JOKE
Friday March 11th, 2011
THE ABLE BODIED SEAMAN AND THE DISABLED PIRATE – NAUTICAL FUN
A sailor meets a pirate in a tavern and pretty soon they are swapping tales of adventures on the high seas. Once the ice is broken the sailor decides to ask some more personal questions.
“I hope you don’t mind me asking,” he says. “But how did you get the peg-leg?”
“No offence taken my hearty. I was swept over board at the Cape during a monstrous storm and as the crew were hauling me back on board a shark swam up and bit it clean off.”
“Oh dear that’s terrible,” said the Sailor and, feeling more confident, asked the pirate. “So how did you end up with the hook?”
“That happened when we were boarding a merchant ship and someone shot a pistol right next to me. For a moment or two my attention was lost and so was my hand to a swinging sword.”
“Blimey! That was unlucky,” said the sailor. “So what’s with the eye patch then?”
“Well sir,” said the pirate. “That happened when a seagull that shit on me.”
“And you lost your eye?” said the sailor.
“It was my first day with the hook your see,” said the pirate
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