JOKES FOR THE WEEKEND
Friday February 20th, 2015
A few corny jokes to get your weekend started
Where can you find scenic pictures of holiday resorts?
.Answers on a postcard.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
I invented the sandal for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you were all arguing over the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the Opportunist.
Dear Opportunist,
Before you drank the glass of water with that smug grin on your face, I spat in it.
Sincerely, the Sadist.
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