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NAUTICAL FUN – THE RETIRED SAILOR AND THE LADY OF THE NIGHT
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old time’s sake.
He engages a lady of the night and takes her up to a room. He's soon in a passionate embrace, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The lady of the night replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?’ he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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