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JOKE MAN OVERBOARD

Friday April 1st, 2011
MAN OF FAITH OVERBOARD – NAUTICAL FUN

A man fell overboard from his little boat, and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up.

'Here grab this oar, we'll save you!' they screamed.

'No,' cried the drowning man. 'Jesus will save me.'

Another boat arrived at the scene and threw a rope towards the drowning man.

“Here grab this rope, well save you!” they shouted.

'No,' cried the drowning man. 'Jesus will save me.'

A third boat pulled up and one of the crew dived over board and swam to the drowning man.

“Grab hold of me,” he said. “I will save you!”

'No,' cried the drowning man. 'Jesus will save me.'

Then a search and rescue helicopter arrived, hovered over the man and dropped a ladder. -'Grab the ladder,” shouted the co-pilot. “We will rescue you!”

'No,' cried the drowning man. 'Jesus will save me'.

So the man drowned and went to heaven as he walked through the Pearly Gates, he ran straight into Jesus.

'I placed my faith in you and you let me drown!' he said.

'What do you mean?' said Jesus. 'I sent three boats and a helicopter.'
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