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Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and Paddy Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.'

Paddy Englishman opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Ham and English mustard again! If I get ham and mustard one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

Paddy Scotsman opened his lunch and said, 'Haggis again. If I get a haggis sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.'

Next day Paddy Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

Paddy Englishman opens his lunch, sees ham and English mustard and jumps too.

Paddy Scotsman opens his lunch, sees the haggis and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral Paddy Englishman’s wife is weeping. She says, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of ham and mustard I never would have given it to him again!

Paddy Scotsman’s wife also weeps and says, 'I could have given him cheese! I didn't realise he hated haggis so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at Paddy Irishman’s wife. 'Hey, don't look at me' she said. 'He makes his own lunch'.

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