Gator Bait - Joke of the Week
Friday April 15th, 2011
GATOR BAIT – NAUTICAL FUN
And English bloke goes dawn fishing alone a few hundred yards off the Florida coast and capsizes his boat. He’s a strong swimmer but he’s heard there were alligators in the waters round there so he hauls himself on the upturned boat and waits for help. After a while an old beachcomber wanders past.
The bloke shouts, “Excuse me. But are there any alligators round here?”
The old man laughs and shouts back, “Hell no! There ain’t been gators round here for years!”
The bloke breathes a huge sigh of relief, dives into the water and starts to swim to the shore at a leisurely pace. He spots the old man watching him and shouts, “How did you get rid of the alligators?”
The old man shouts back, “Hell. We didn’t do nothin’. The sharks ate them.”
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