This bloke was so obsessed with fishing he left his wife every weekend and headed to his boat on the lake regardless of the weather or time of year. One Sunday morning he drove to the lake in the pouring rain and when he arrived the engine of the boat was waterlogged. Though he was loathed to do so, he got back into the car and drove home. He went upstairs took off his wet clothes and climbed into bed besides his wife.
“Awful weather out there.” he said.
“I know and my bloody stupid husband’s gone fishing again,” she said.
