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DRUNKEN SKIPPER - JOKE

Friday July 22nd, 2011
DRUNKEN SKIPPER - JOKE

A drunken skipper was sailing back and forth around a marina, searching for a place to drop anchor before nightfall. After an hour or so he looked up to heaven and said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a good spot, I will donate to charity, give up the demon rum, treat women with respect, pay my taxes, and never again give my crew all of the blame and none of the glory!'

Miraculously, the boat with the best spot in the bay began pulling up anchor to leave.

The skipper looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one myself.'
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Comments (2)
03/08/2011 @ 8:03 am
HG Crew
Yes Chloe..there is a joke with a nautical theme every week! Glad you liked it..
02/08/2011 @ 8:02 pm
Chloe
HA.LOL. what a funny joke! have you got any more good ones like that?
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