Thursday May 15th, 2014
Here are some quick jokes, if they cheer at least one person up we will be happy.
Looked out of my window and just saw this 'thing' hurtling down the road
Few seconds later, another 'thing' right behind it.
I thought, its just one thing after another...
As a moth, I used to think life was shallow and futile, with very little to get excited about
And then I saw the light.
A man broke into a church and threw domestos over the vicar
He's been charged with bleach of the priest.
I had a fight with some furniture the other day
Nobody won though, it was a drawer.
I was talking to my mate Martin Shaw and he told me has a brother called Rick. I said pull the other one
OK that's enough
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