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BANKRUPT SKIPPER - JOKE

Friday January 4th, 2013
BANKRUPT SKIPPER – JOKE

An old fishing boat skipper is drinking in the bar at the docks and one of the other locals asks him, “Hauled much lately?”

The skipper replies, “Let me tell ya matey. I lost three thousand quid last month and nearly ten thousand the month before that. I owe the bank more coin than I’ll ever be able to payback and,, to add insult to injury, half me crew have upped and left ‘cause I haven’t paid them for over a month.”

“Blimey that’s bad!” said the other local, “Why don’t you just sell your boat and gear and get out of the game?”

“Don’t be stupid!” said the skipper, “A man’s gotta earn a living somehow!”
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