A FEW JOKES FOR THE WEEKEND
Friday January 16th, 2015
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, 'I want you to try and sell this to me.'
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, 'Bring it back here right now!'
I said, '£100 and it's yours.'
Just bought a book about the Atkins Diet from a carb oot sale in Newcastle
Sting has launched a range of aromatherapy oils.
It's a massage in a bottle.
My wife asked if I could play Wonderwall on the guitar.
I said 'maybe'.
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