After being married for 40 years Charlie is lying on his deathbed and with tears in his eyes he turns to his wife and says; “Annie I am near to death, but before I die there is something I have to let you know”. She replies “yes my darling, what is it”
He says; “Well remember the first year we met, I caught Pneumonia and almost died. It was you who sat by my bed and nursed me back to health “.Annie replies” I remember darling” Charlie continues, “and when I lost most of my family in that terrible car crash, it was you by my side who kept me going. And when the children grew up and ran away from home, you sat with me and comforted me, and only last year when the fire burned down my store and I lost everything! Again you were by my side. So before I die I just want you to know, Annie you’re a ******* jinx!