A loving couple made a pact that whoever died first would somehow communicate with the other to let them know if there was life after death, in particular sex after death.
After a long and happy life together, the husband was first to die, however he kept his word and made contact with his wife.
'Is that you, Andrew?'
'Yes, I've come back to communicate like I promised.'
That's wonderful! What is it like?'
'Well I get up early every morning and have sex. Then I have breakfast then off to the golf course, come back and have more sex.I then bathe in the warm sunshine and have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have my lunch, you would be so proud of me as I am eating lots of greens.I then have another romp around the golf course and then sex for the rest of the afternoon.After supper its back to the golf course again.
Then its more sex until late into the night until I catch up on my much needed sleep, and the next day it starts all over again'