FAT BOTTOMED MAN ARRESTED FOR DRUG SMUGGLING
A man with a suspiciously large backside has been stopped and arrested for smuggling drugs at El Prat de Llobregat airport, Barcelona. When customs officers spotted the man with an unfeasibly large lower body size they pulled him to one side and forced him to strip. They discovered his underpants contained over 160 neoprene pockets each containing canisters of cocaine at an estimated weight of six and a half kilos.
A customs spokesman had this to say of the fat bottomed fake, 'He wasn't a big man but he has a very bulky rear end and was walking very strangely… Then we saw that whenever he sat down it was like he was sitting on eggshells… His backside and his legs looked like they belonged to a weightlifter. We've seen all sorts of stunts but the big pants were a first for us.'