A FEW ONE LINERS

Here's a few one liners for the weekend.
The man who invented the iPhone battery has died.
His funeral will take plac

I was nervous starting my new job as a street cleaner yesterday.
Luckily I picked things up straight away.

I don't trust staircases.
They're always up to something.

The guy I work with has really bad spots all over his face.
He has the nickname E9
It's the london postcode for acne

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding.
I could feel the weightlifting from my shoulders.

I asked this bird back to my place, and she was looking through my books.
'How come you've got so many copies of 'War and Peace?'' she asked.
'It's a long story ...' I said.

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